I DON'T RISE AND SHINE I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
From $27.00
TOUCH MY COFFEE I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE WON'T FIND YOU
SHHH DON'T TALK TO ME TILL MY CUP IS EMPTY
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES YOU MIGHT FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE
NOT MY PASTURE. NOT MY BOVINE EXCREMENT
DO NOT DISTURB I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD
FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY
From $24.00
GOOD MORNING CLUCKERS
I'M FINE I'M FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE
NO COFFEE. NO TALK
MORE ESPRESSO. LESS DEPRESSO
DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?
DO NOT DISTURB
LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME
I'M ALLERGIC TO MORNNGS
SHHH DON'T TALK TO ME
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES
I DON'T RISE AND SHINE
