ADMIT IT, LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME
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DO NOT DISTURB I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY
FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY
GOOD MORNING CLUCKERS
I DON'T DO MORNINGS
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE OR MORNINGS OR PEOPLE
I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I BROUGHT MY OWN
I DON'T RISE AND SHINE I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
I RUN ON COFFEE AND SARCASM
I'M ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES YOU MIGHT FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE
NO COFFEE NO TALK
NOT MY PASTURE. NOT MY BOVINE EXCREMENT
SHHH DON'T TALK TO ME TILL MY CUP IS EMPTY
TOUCH MY COFFEE I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE WON'T FIND YOU