MORE ESPRESSO. LESS DEPRESSO
Regular price $13.95
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS. UNLESS YOU ARE BUYING COFFEE
I'M FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE
FRESH SARCASM. SERVED DAILY
I DON'T DO MORNINGS
COFFEE PAIRS WELL WITH SILENCE
NOT MY PASTURE, NOT MY BOVINE EXCREMENT
Regular price $11.95
I HAVE SELECTED HEARING I'M SORRY, YOU WERE NOT SELECTED
ADMIT IT LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?
SHHH... DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL MY CUP IS EMPTY
FEELING SLOTHY FOR MY COFFEE
I DON'T RISE AND SHINE I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
NO COFFEE NO TALK
DRINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
I RUN ON COFFEE AND SARCASM
COFFEE FIRST
COFFEE ADDICT
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES YOU MIGHT FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE
TOUCH MY COFFEE I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOU
