GOOD MORNING CLUCKERS
From $27.00
FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY
I DON'T DO MORNINGS
I RUN ON COFFEE AND SARCASM
I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I BROUGHT MY OWN
I'M ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS
ADMIT IT, LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE OR MORNINGS OR PEOPLE
NO COFFEE NO TALK
I DON'T RISE AND SHINE I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
TOUCH MY COFFEE I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE WON'T FIND YOU
SHHH DON'T TALK TO ME TILL MY CUP IS EMPTY
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES YOU MIGHT FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE
NOT MY PASTURE. NOT MY BOVINE EXCREMENT
DO NOT DISTURB I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD
From $24.00
I'M FINE I'M FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE
