DRINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
Regular price $13.95
I DON'T RISE AND SHINE. I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
FEELING SLOTHY FOR MY COFFEE
SHHH, DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL MY CUP IS EMPTY
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD
NO COFFEE NO TALK
Regular price $11.95
NOT MY PASTURE. NOT MY BOVINE EXCREMENT
I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING. SORRY YOU WERE NOT SELECTED
DO NOT DISTURB. I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY
TOUCH MY COFFEE. I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD
KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES. YOU MIGHT FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE
COFFEE ADDICT
COFFEE FIRST
ADMIT IT LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME
I RUN ON COFFEE AND SARCASM
GOOD MORNING CLUCKERS
I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE. I BROUGHT MY OWN
I'M ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS
I DO RISE AND SHINE. JUST NOT AT THE SAME TIME
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS OR PEOPLE
