MENTAL FLOSS

THE STORY BEHIND THE SHIRT
If it was only this simple. Take your container of Cerebral Cleanser out of the cabinet, run the mental floss in one ear and out the other and pull vigorously back and forth. Out falls Vanity, Jealousy, Lust and Greed. Of course, reality doesn't work this way, but we can laugh about the possibilities if it were possible.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!