YOU'RE FIRED

It was a MIRACLE!  Goophicusgraphicus presents 21 different Collections with original paintings and designs to fit the Collection name.   Enjoy full color art with funny sayings, pithy points, in-your-face reality or a famous quote from history.  Help the world PONDER-THINK-SMILE-LAUGH.  Over seven years in developing the designs.

President Ronald Reagan:  "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

THE STORY BEHIND THE SHIRT

"Masters of our Fate"

All leftists and Patriots need to be asking themselves a very important question. "Why did the Almighty God intervene in world events by causing him to go off script, putting the chart on the opposite side, causing our real President to turn his head at the exact moment the trigger was pulled, and adding a puff of wind to move the bullet, just for good measure?"

In a speech by Winston Churchill to Congress in December 26, 1941:  "Sure I am that this day -- now we are the masters of our fate; that the task which has been set us is not above our strength; that its pangs and toils are not beyond our endurance. As long as we have faith in our cause and an unconquerable will-power, salvation will not be denied us. In the words of the Psalmist, "He shall not be afraid of evil tidings; his heart is fixed, trusting in the Lord."

Our nation is filled with evil tidings, men of corruption that are willing to lie about everything and stop at nothing to attain and keep power, all for their own glory and prosperity. But we have a man in our midst, willing to fight the battle all alone, with an unconquerable will-power, his "heart is fixed." All that is left is to trust in the Eternal God that saved his life for a purpose. And that purpose is to give this nation perhaps its last chance at avoiding the dust bin of history. All nations rise and fall. We are no exception.

Winston concluded his great speech with the following:  "If you will allow me to use other language, I will say that he must indeed have a -- a blind soul who cannot see that some great purpose and design is being worked out here below of which we have the honor to be the faithful servants. It is not given to us to peer into the mysteries of the future. Still I avow my hope and faith, sure and inviolate, that in the days to come the British and American peoples will, for their own safety, and for the good of all, walk together in majesty, in justice, and in peace."

In 2025, we will have a new President. It will also be the 80th anniversary of the end of WW2, the end of tyranny. Today, we are facing tyranny again, traitors in our own midst, willing to assassinate on video from every possible angle for the world to see. Men willing, undoubtedly, to start a civil war again. The saving of the life of President Donald J. Trump should remind us again, in the words of Sir Winston Churchill, "some great purpose and design is being worked out here below of which we have the honor to be the faithful servants."

WHAT IS GARMENT DYED?

This means the t-shirt (or garment) is made, then dyed. Although garment dyeing is the most extensive of the dyeing methods, it enables us to achieve a softer, broken-in feel and it takes out 99% of shrinkage to ensure consistent sizing.

The benefit of the garment dye process is no shrinkage. If the t-shirt fits right the first time you put it on, it will fit right for as long as you own it. This is because the fabric has been commercially washed and dried twice. Also, garment dye typically results in a softer feel and richer color.

WHAT IS DTF PRINTING?

Direct To Film involves printing a design onto a piece of PET film (a special film with a coating that helps transfer designs) using water-based inks and a special adhesive powder. Then, the design on the PET film is heat-transferred to fabric using a heat press machine. This printing method is durable and the designs come out detailed and vibrant.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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